ask barnabas collins.

nightling13 asked: If Angelique died in 1840 does that undo everything she did in the 1960s and 70s? And if she cured you of your vampirism in 1840 does that undo everything you said or did in the 1960s and 70s? ...Wouldn't that technically kill you?

nightling13 asked: Does Willie have a boyfriend?

nightling13 asked: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

nightling13 asked: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

nightling13 asked: How do you eat a Reces?

Anonymous asked: Can you kill Edward Cullen? he kinda needs to go...

Anonymous asked: Do you have any idea how many time paradoxes you just created?!

- Sincerely, The Doctor

Anonymous asked: do Vampires dream?

withaspell asked: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

farawaybacon asked: Hey Mr. Barnabas! Do you like bacon???